'Cos I like to be helpful and crap...

I've decided to start a new feature called Mommy Means Well Monday!

From here on out, every Monday will be dedicated to giving you fine people a sage piece of wisdom. [Read: A blurb about something I think is cool, or shit that I make up through out the week.] Are you excited? I know I'm stoked!

Mommy Means Well Monday: 1st Ed.

When your little one is bored (okay, really, when Mommy is bored-let's be serious), jazz up old faves!

Here's my version of "This Little Piggy":

This Little Piggy went to Target
and this Little Piggy was broke!
This Little Piggy had Starbucks
and this little Piggy sipped a Diet Coke.
And this Little Piggy went BBM, BBM, BBM, BBM from his Blackberry Phone!

Gotta keep up with the times, you know?


***Need advice? Got a question? Think I'm nuts? Write in (via email) or leave a comment to be featured on next week's MMWM! gonzajayne@gmail.com