I could TOTALLY be the next Keyser Soze.

I often find myself considering a turn to the life of crime.

Do evil villains bitch about money?
Do they have heart palpitations while being rung up at Costco?
Do they worry about putting their minions through college?

Fuck and No, they do not.

For whatever reason, they be rollin'.

So, I sometimes contemplate switching to the Dark Side.

Besides, no one ever expects the Mommy with the limp.....








(ps. That reason? They have the EEEEBUL. Nice guys finish poor.)



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