Friday, March 18, 2011

Mice and Men and All That Rot...

I had an interview today...my first in a very long time.

A job I really wanted, thought I could do really well in, and that would be all-miraculous for us financially...

Hooray! Silver linings and lights at the end of tunnels! 

I feel like the interview TUH-AAANKED.

I was prepared.  I researched.  I made helpful notes for myself...

First question out of the shoot went bad-
and it was all downhill from there.

I'm fairly disgusted with myself.  
I should have trusted my gut and I didn't.

Maybe it was better than I thought....

Fuck, I hope so.

A legitimate Work-from-Home job?

I spotted a Unicorn, People!
I don't want it disappearing into the mists of impossibility again!

Sigh.


If I drank, I would need one right about now...

Eh.

I need to be a grown up about this and move forward with a positive attitude.







Hey, I think there's Milanos in the pantry!

What?
Emotional eating?
ME?

 Please.
Someone as self-aware and professional as I, would never self-soothe with cookies....

There's also Cheezits.

10 comments:

Kat said...

Then go for the cheezits. ALL THE WAY. =o)

I hope you get the job Martini! You know you always have a next door Spanard to give you great references.

Cave Momma said...

I'm sorry you feel it sucked but I do hope you are wrong. In the mean time, all you can do is move forward and eat those damn Milano's. Or Cheesits. I would take both but maybe that's because I'm kind of hungry right now.

Jayne said...

Kat-Cheezits alllll the way! Haha.
And thank you dear friend! I may be taking you up on those references! Ha!

Jeneva-I hope I'm wrong too! If I lived closer I would totally come over and share my snacks with you! :)

Brandon Duncan said...

Cheesits, huh? That part cracked me up. I follow you on Twitter... not sure I remember every stopping by here though... is this your only blog?

Anywho, glad to meet you (again?) :)

(Stopped by from Fledgling Friday, BTW)

Leighann said...

Most of the interviews I thought I blew I rocked.
Did you offer sex?
You totally would have gotten the job if you had.
Next time you'll be better prepared.
And sluttier.

hastaclaridad said...

double-stuffed oreos right here. that's my poison of choice. did they say when they'd get back to you? if not this unicorn, then hopefully another will show up SOON!

Jayne said...

Brandon-Cheezits are amazing, truly. Thank you for stopping by! I hope you come back! I also have a poetry blog as well...you can find the link for it on my "Artsy" page.

Leighann-I was supposed to offer sex?! Damn it. I have been out of the professional world for too long....Thank you for prepping me and reminding me to keep my whoreface (like warface but easier) on at all times. I am indebted to you.

HC-Oreos...yummm...I hope there are more unicorns too! Thank you for all of your support!

he calls me wifey said...

This: "Hey, I think there's Milanos in the pantry!

What?
Emotional eating?
ME?

Please.
Someone as self-aware and professional as I, would never self-soothe with cookies....

There's also Cheezits."

AMAZING.HILARIOUS.SO SOMETHING I WOULD DO.

I'm sorry about the interview, friend, but don't let it make you feel less than because you are incredible and capable of SO MUCH.

Thanks for making me laugh <3

livingsj77 said...

Keeping my fingers crossed for you. Let us know the outcome.

Jayne said...

ABH-Thanks friend! Sometimes, all you've got are Cheezits...Ha!

Jaime-Thank you! Nada as of yet. Sigh.